{"id":2473,"date":"2013-01-06T08:26:07","date_gmt":"2013-01-06T08:26:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.curved-vision.co.uk\/presentation-skills-blog\/?p=2473"},"modified":"2013-01-06T08:26:07","modified_gmt":"2013-01-06T08:26:07","slug":"the-emperor-has-no-clothes-on","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.awareplus.co.uk\/presentation-skills-blog\/the-emperor-has-no-clothes-on\/","title":{"rendered":"The emperor has no clothes on"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"width: 144px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"  \" alt=\"Not good enough (wikimedia.org)\" src=\"http:\/\/upload.wikimedia.org\/wikipedia\/commons\/c\/c8\/SMirC-thumbsdown.svg\" width=\"134\" height=\"134\" \/><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Not good enough (wikimedia.org)<\/p><\/div>\n<p>I&#8217;ve written (ranted) about how \u00a0mediocre presentations are accepted and even mediocre stuff is praised. Even in meetings of organisations aimed at improving the quality of presentations there can be a fairly serious disconnection between the presentation and the feedback.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t propose to go over same ground about why that may be (people don&#8217;t know better? people are too polite?) \u00a0instead I&#8217;d like to lob another hand grenade into the conversation &#8211; the Emperor&#8217;s New Clothes.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve recently sat through presentations which made me cringe &#8211; some from a professional speaker! &#8211; but which received nothing but praise online later.<\/p>\n<p>Why? Was I the <strong>only<\/strong> one in the room squirming in my seat when the presenter couldn&#8217;t make his video play? (Side issue: \u00a0I&#8217;m prepared to bet he&#8217;d not paid for the rights to the music.) Was I just fooling myself into thinking it was shoddy out of jealousy or spite? Perhaps I just have stupidly high standards. Or maybe I just imagined that there were moments of pure shame and everyone else wasn&#8217;t having that fantasy.<\/p>\n<p>Talking to people, I have to say I wasn&#8217;t. People were prepared to say critical things but not to the group, not online and not to the presenter. Of course some of that is simple politeness or group politics&#8230; After all, saying &#8220;That was rubbish!&#8221; takes guts!<\/p>\n<p>But I think the ENC&#8217;s was involved too.<\/p>\n<p>You see, by saying this rather mediocre presentation was &#8216;good&#8217; or even &#8216;great&#8217; we subconsciously validate our own presentations &#8211; we set the bar low enough so that our own work is above it.<\/p>\n<p>But that&#8217;s rather like saying running a mile in only 20 minutes is good going, so that we don&#8217;t feel so slow ourselves when we run a mile in &#8216;only&#8217; 15 minutes!<\/p>\n<p>Frankly, it&#8217;s pathetic. Or rather, it would be if we were doing it consciously and on purpose. But we&#8217;re not &#8211; or at least I like to think we&#8217;re not. We&#8217;re doing it because everyone else is doing it and we&#8217;ve become brain-washed into thinking that just standing up and not falling over the podium is good enough. We&#8217;ve learned to accept mediocre presentations in the same way that we have learned to accept poor tea and badly made pancakes (okay, that&#8217;s a bit personal, but you know what I mean! :) ).<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ve learned to accept mediocre presentations in the same way that we think it&#8217;s okay to limited at foreign languages or mental arithmetic. Everyone else is bad, so what&#8217;s the problem.<\/p>\n<p>Hey, from my point of view it&#8217;s great! As a good speaker I&#8217;m laughing, because by comparison to the average I look like a bloody genius, a miracle-worker, a guru of the slides! But it&#8217;s also shameful.<\/p>\n<p>Rise up, take a stand, raise the standard!<\/p>\n<p>The first step is just making it socially unacceptable to give bad presentations in the same way as it&#8217;s now social unacceptable to drive while drunk. It didn&#8217;t use to be. And the first stage in that process is simple &#8211; it&#8217;s just to say something. \u00a0Tell people the truth.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>If someone is crap, tell them (reasonably nicely)<\/li>\n<li>If someone is boring, tell them (nicely).<\/li>\n<li>If someone leaves you wanting to shoot yourself, shoot them instead (not literally!)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>And remember what Orwell would have said if he&#8217;d written about speakers and presenters instead of animals on a farm.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>All speakers are equal, but some speakers are more equal than others<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve written (ranted) about how \u00a0mediocre presentations are accepted and even mediocre stuff is praised. 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